Cor blimey, the zombie apocalypse is still raging on, and it looks like the folks over at AMC have no intention of slowing down the undead madness anytime soon! Yes, my friends, “The Walking Dead” is back for its twelfth season, and if the rumours are true, it’s going to be an absolute barn-burner.

Now, I know what you’re thinking – haven’t those poor sods been through enough already? Well, brace yourselves, because it seems the writers have cooked up a right old humdinger of a storyline this time around. Rumour has it that our weary band of survivors will be forced to contend with a sinister new faction, led by a right proper villain who makes Negan look like a right old softie.

And get this – they’ve even managed to lure back some familiar faces from seasons past. That’s right, mates, the likes of Rick Grimes and Michonne are set to make a grand return, much to the delight of diehard fans. Imagine the look on those zombies’ faces when they come face-to-face with those two again, eh?

Of course, no new season of “The Walking Dead” would be complete without some serious heart-pounding action, and from what I’ve heard, the producers have really pulled out all the stops. Expect to see some truly bone-chilling set pieces, with our heroes battling hordes of the undead in ways that’ll have you gasping and cheering in equal measure.

And let’s not forget the emotional drama, eh? The Walking Dead has always been as much about the human condition as it is about the flesh-eating ghouls, and if the past seasons are anything to go by, we’re in for a real rollercoaster ride of tears, laughter, and everything in between.

So, there you have it, my fellow Brits. “The Walking Dead” is back, and it’s looking like it’s going to be an absolute corker. Just make sure you’ve got a stiff drink and a box of tissues handy, because this season is sure to be a real gut-puncher. Cheers, and happy viewing!